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November 13 发改委威武，坐飞机前请看油价，最新update2009年11月12日
国家发改委公布从14日起国内航线客运燃油附加与航空煤油价格联动,并根据各航空公司自行规定征收标准与征收时间；
当日，一架卢旺达航空公司飞往乌干达的客机在基加利机场撞进机场贵宾休息室，造成1人死亡。
2009年11月9日
发改委将汽柴油价格每吨提高480元； 当日，一架小型货机9日在肯尼亚首都内罗毕一个机场坠毁，造成机上两名驾驶员死亡。 2009年9月2日：
发改委油价上调； 当天，印度南部安得拉邦的首席部长雷迪9月2日上午8时35分许，从安得拉邦的海得拉巴乘坐直升机前往南部的奇图尔准备参加活动。然而，直升机起飞约一个小时后在讷勒默拉森林上空坠机机上人员全灭。 2009年7月15日： 发改委就成品油价格问题发表说明，称价格未调整到位； 当日，伊朗里海航空公司的一架客机在该国西北部城市加兹温附近的村庄坠毁，机上153名乘客和15名机组人员全灭。 2009年6月30日： 发改委再次发布调价通知，上涨油价； 当天凌晨，一架载有154人的空中客车客机在从也门前往科摩罗的途中坠毁，机上人员仅一人幸存。 2009年6月1日： 发改委发布调价通知，上涨油价； 当天14时,一架载有228人的法航空客A330起飞不久后与地面失去联系。机上228人全部遇难，其中包括9名中国人。 2009年3月25日： 发改委决定将汽、柴油价格每吨分别提高290元和180元； 当天，美国空军一架正在执行测试飞行F-22“猛禽”战机加州爱德华兹空军基地以北六英里的地方坠毁（F-22战斗机每架成本1.4亿美元）。 November 12 (zz) 38岁的失败男人会有一个美好的明天吗？原文：backdoor@WorkLife
第一不要怕学校不理想，贾庆林的母校到现在也没几个人知道——石家庄工业学院； 第二不要怕短暂的停留，李长春毕业后曾经留校两年待分配； 第三不要怕起点低，吴邦国毕业后直接进厂当了工人，况且一干就是10年； 第四不要怕条件苦，胡锦涛参加工作时就在甘肃的大山里修水电站，居然还被评为劳模； 第五不要怕地方偏，温家宝在甘肃修水库一直到四十岁才进机关； 第六不要怕提拔慢，贺国强三十七岁才当上车间主任； 第七看完后赶紧去做自己的事情，别以为自己真能当常委……！ March 11 莔rz~   姚航的2008年:
萌え！可爱哪！
足を洗う！！改邪归正。
愛人確定！
   姚航的恋爱倾向:
取引！交易。
陳腐！
四次元！4 Dimension？
五股！（这难道是脚踩五条船的意思么……）
   パパ！爸爸？
真犯人！
主婦！
政治家！
   根性！斗志。
気遣い！！挂虑。
夢！
   社長秘書！！！
金髪！
   April 15 地图史学家
在各种诡谲的理论当中，有的认为它是亚特兰蒂斯的地图，或者是某座金字塔的内部通道。事实上，很多理论把那些彩色线条设想成表示某种隧道网络（或许在伦敦），可没有人能提供确凿证据支持这一点。学术界对更加离谱的推测不予理睬，并谴责那些著作的作者“只是试图卖书”（这是许多学术人士做梦也办不到的！）。 证据慢慢浮出水面了，动摇了整个制图学史的根基。Bovlomov教授发掘的证据为探索“伦敦地铁图”的真正目的带来了新的曙光。他宣称他偶然间发现了该地图的早期版本，令人惊奇的是，这一切发生在当他“寻找掉落在公车座椅后面的硬币”时。经过几分钟的研究，随后进行了艰苦的计算机建模（使用Photoshop五分钟），他现在能够揭示出真相：这幅地图肯定是由哥伦布在他发现澳大利亚之后制作的。 把“伦敦地铁图”自原来公认的北-南轴转动180度，再拉伸某些部分，同时挤压某些部分，很明显，“伦敦地铁图”变得完全“匹配”（技术术语！）澳大利亚的轮廓。 在Beck手中，菲利普港（Port Philip）被更名为沃特福德（Watford），据推测是为了防止任何可能的掠夺者。植物湾（Botany Bay）被更名为欧克斯桥（Uxbridge），佩思（Perth）被改为阿普明斯特（Upminster），奥尔巴尼（Albany）被改为埃平（Epping）。带状标记的作用仍然是一个谜，不过Bovlomov教授推测它们可能标示土著居民的友好或者敌意。教授认为Beck可能在地图中写有编码信息以便识别宝藏的位置。“银行（Bank）”被排除掉，因为“太过明显”，可能是被用来误导未经许可的地图持用者，把他们引向必死之地。西芬奇利（West Finchley）倒有可能是藏宝之地，因为据教授所说，“很明显这是一个编造的名字，可能Beck发明它作为某种玩笑。没有人会想到去这样一个鸟不拉屎的地方。”
March 04 两件魔法物品
专注项链 March 02 Understanding EngineersUnderstanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Understanding Engineers - Take Four What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers - Take Five The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Understanding Engineers - Take Six Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" Understanding Engineers - Take Seven Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers - Take Eight An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
February 02 Ray Bandar再没有与此相同的房子了。Ray Bandar三藩市的住所里，每个房间都被动物的身体部件填满了，特别是那些他从死亡动物身上切下来的头骨。甚至是浴室也被占据了，装饰着一只骆驼骨盆和北美驯鹿角。
插图： 亚洲象的骨盆和股骨
大角斑羚骨盆面具
非常精美的蛇骨架
浴盆里的驼鹿角
后院的鲸肋骨和脊椎……这种东西竟然都有……想那抹香鲸头骨可算是Skull Unlimited的镇店之宝了。
一排骆驼头骨。三件看起来品种各不相同。
后面羚羊头骨墙下面的台子上，里面全是野猪，外面似乎全是西趪。地上那分明就是个河马头。
一墙的麝牛。底下一架子的马头。
May 04 喷气甲壳虫 据《旧金山年鉴》报道，Ron Patrick花了25万美元改装了一辆银色大众甲壳虫轿车。他买了一套F4幻影战斗机的喷气发动机，并把它安在了甲壳虫尾部。
Ron Patrick说，“当你行驶到90迈时，你就可以打开喷气发动机……这可能是你一生最赞的事情。从后视镜里，你只能看到火光。你只能听到发动机的雷鸣。这就像你正在冲下你所见过的最大的山坡”。他说，“喷气发动机只能跑到140迈”，他认为如果能到160迈，汽车就有可能离开地面……但是，他说，“你想开多快，这并不重要。乐趣在于这玩意儿的声音。只要启动它，就像747在你的前院着陆。”
说到这里，Patrick提到了将在他前院进行的另一项工程，在一辆本田摩托车上装两个巡航导弹发动机。
Patrick的改装经历源于此事。大约一两年前，他在接触地下军火黑市（或许并不那么黑）时，遇到了一些属于某个废弃的波兰空军基地的人，他们要卖给他萨姆2导弹（只要2000美元！）。可能还不仅仅是导弹，“他们说，你要米格21吗？我们可以卖给你两辆坦克和一架米格”。但Patrick最终还是没有买。
“我想在我的前草坪建一个导弹发射井，”他说，“每天晚上，把发射井盖打开，把导弹升起来，用一组灯光打亮它。”
April 22 Y字母恐惧 BBC杂志对读者进行了一次调查，题目是什么是你最恐惧的事物。其后杂志从众多回答中选出20份，以Twenty Phobias为题刊出。显然，有些回答不能当真，例如如下这位号称对Y字母恐惧的人。
M phobia is all about the letter . Ever time I tr to press it on the ke board, it makes me want to cr . I know it seems sill to ever one else, but it all started when I was a bab , and I swallowed a magnetic letter. At least that's what My mumm and dadd told me an wa .
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